Do you know St. Nicholas? Nick? Whatev??? i decided that year 12 is going to be different: diverse. that's the word i'm keeping in mind for the next year - 'diverse'. i learned this word from BTG's Diversity which won the 2009 show - and they performed STUNNINGLY. so, to the point - different. before, i never made blog posts according to season or holiday. i never mentioned Christmas, summer break, Halloween, valentine's day, etc. but this year - I decided to make a post relevant to the time of year: the Christmas Season.
According to my mother, St. Nick, alias Santa Claus, originally wore green before the Coca Cola bastards made him into a way too jolly, cotton-bearded fatso in a red outfit and disgusting red suspenders. and if he has a belly like a bowl of jelly (this rhyme's a crime, it's lame i'm ashamed), then how on earth could he get down a chimney w/out at least raising a semi-colossal ruckus???
and you think: a)he produces countless gifts and b)rides in a sleigh which is pulled by FLYING reindeer. so, if he's THAT supernatural, why not just have magic that can unlock doors or the ability to walk through walls? it doesn't add up. and why do we hang stockings over the fireplace instead of something like christmas baskets? and the cookies & milk factor - shit, Santa pawns our presents for his snacks? eew. and - though considering he's supposed to have superpowers, why doesn't he look young or something? MY mailman dropped out of work at 48 because he had a huge belly and rheumatism.
so, merry christmas to you all...have a nice one!!!
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