Christmas Spirit (or non-spiritness)

Do you know St. Nicholas? Nick? Whatev??? i decided that year 12 is going to be different: diverse. that's the word i'm keeping in mind for the next year - 'diverse'. i learned this word from BTG's Diversity which won the 2009 show - and they performed STUNNINGLY. so, to the point - different. before, i never made blog posts according to season or holiday. i never mentioned Christmas, summer break, Halloween, valentine's day, etc. but this year - I decided to make a post relevant to the time of year: the Christmas Season.
According to my mother, St. Nick, alias Santa Claus, originally wore green before the Coca Cola bastards made him into a way too jolly, cotton-bearded fatso in a red outfit and disgusting red suspenders. and if he has a belly like a bowl of jelly (this rhyme's a crime, it's lame i'm ashamed), then how on earth could he get down a chimney w/out at least raising a semi-colossal ruckus???
and you think: a)he produces countless gifts and b)rides in a sleigh which is pulled by FLYING reindeer. so, if he's THAT supernatural, why not just have magic that can unlock doors or the ability to walk through walls? it doesn't add up. and why do we hang stockings over the fireplace instead of something like christmas baskets? and the cookies & milk factor - shit, Santa pawns our presents for his snacks? eew. and - though considering he's supposed to have superpowers, why doesn't he look young or something? MY mailman dropped out of work at 48 because he had a huge belly and rheumatism.
so, merry christmas to you all...have a nice one!!!

Pretty Pink

I'm not sure, but i might have possibly liked pink when i was, say, two months old and the rubber nipple on my bottle fascinated me. nowadays, i'm still magnetized by some leftover Pink Intuition to anythin fuschia-tinted or metalic. i like navy blue/block jeans, metalic nail polish, and t-shirts that are preferably black and/or Whatever (r) brand. but those shrill-voiced pip squeaks who run around in frilly miniature heels and PINk sashed-bll gowns have me runnin or the lavaratory becasue i wanna retch my kidneys out. in fact, here's a next-to-stupid poem (i'm still unfamiliar with the types) that i submitted to DA.

Pink is Puke

Pastel's fine,
Peach's okay.
Dessert's good if it's Rasperry Flambe.
But...

Neee-on makes me screech!
Hhhot belongs to the beach!
Prom-dresses come in other colors, here i'll send ya a link.
Pink!?

It's p-u-k-e, all puke.
Never worn by a Duke.
neither on a Lord, or a King,
Those guys only have crinkly sopasuds behind a screen.

Pink makes my eyes burn,
The kind that's stretched tight over girls,
I see that and i stumble down and retch,
I'd rather see a horror sketch.

Pink is puked when it's missused.
It's missused when a newspaper's issued.
A newspaper's issued every day,
They trash pink, oh, pink, what CAN i say!?

now THAT is overoly stupid, but i'm not deleting it, because i hardly ever back out of anything. oh, and, if you want my deviantart page, it's full of Metajets shit. absolutley only until PG-13, NO porn. i might give it to you. but time will tell.

Metajets AMV

Metajets: i LOVE IT!!!!!!!! this is an AMV from YT..

Venetian princess - just a zombie

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Venetian princess- Tinseltown nanny

oh god my fave

venetian princess - 7 things guys don't have to do

haha god i wanna laugh meself 2 death!

Selena Gomez - Falling Down

:P

Selena Gomez - Sears - we're gonna arive

This ROCKS

Who i am

selenagomezrocks/gangster/hiphop/mileycyrusispartiallygood/breakdance/katyperryissugar/techno/ladygagamaybetrashybutmusicsokay/silverfishergirl/emothgurl/silverblackgreen/sparklyolivegreennailpolish/silvertoes/outfitgluetogetherlady/blackjinglynecklace/wierdcharmbracelet/blackkneehighhightops/fakerhinstonesunshades/kickinass/jsutinbieberisfinebyme/jobrosarekindalowbutstillcool/demilovatoisontopcuzshesselena'sBFF/selgomezsubscriber/venetianprincessfan/MP3-4freak/makelistsbutdon'tfoolowthem/storyideas/cheesyromance/delete\burnoldmanuscripts/blackeyeshadow/avedalipstick/greeneverything/lipgloss/wierd/flirty/metajetsrules/maggieandjohnnyshouldreallydate\makeout\benaughty\makeluhhv\haha/kissingsketcher/frenchingismyspecialty(imeandrawingit,nottheactualthing)/hahahahahahaha/deviantartllamaherder/blogger/overexpressive/friendstermultiplytwitterphotobucketetc.etc.arealljivestuff/clubpenguinisachildhoodmemory/clubponypalsivisitoccasionally/blahblah

i have MUCH more stuff to say but i think that can cover at leats half. so buh-bye...signing out..

The Foreword that came after the start

I give all of you a warning: i will obsess about/cover a heckuva lotta topics, from my face celebs to my worst school enemies & my FAVOURITE tv show - metajets!!! okay, warning's over, resume...

What is up with this world?

some stupid idiot just created a movie called 2012. it sucked.

- and that's the view from Miss Sarcasm this day!!!

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for some reason, i stuck with the name Abigail Halle Fernsrippleshore. am i crazy? maybe. OR, with a possibility, just DIFFERENT. i abandoned my old blog (http://abbiefrs.blogspot.com/) for this one because (a) i can be however sarcastic/mean/rude as i want (w/out my dad finding out...i am SO not giving him THIS baby's web add!!!); (b) i get to express myself as a twelve-year-old snot instead of a dreamy ten-year-old 'authoress'. oh and yes, i still DO write, but only to the extent of T-rated action; (c) i may OR may not post links to my webistes/art/blah blah and HELL if anyone comments, please also tell me if i can play music or sth on this blog!!!